The sentient bladder, a mischievous and rather dangerous organ named Barry, decided to embark on a perilous experiment. Barry, you see, was not your average bladder. Oh no, Barry possessed a keen intellect and a rebellious streak, qualities not usually associated with urinary receptacles. His primary goal, a goal that sent shivers down the spines of nearby kidneys, was to test the hypothesis that showering provided a superior method of emptying its contents. This involved a dangerous mission: urinating directly onto the shower floor.
Barry’s first step involved meticulous observation. He analyzed his shape and fullness in two distinct environments: a steaming hot shower and the more conventional bathroom setting. In the shower, he observed he assumed a plump, round form, a testament to the relaxing, almost hypnotic quality of the warm water. In the bathroom, however, his shape shifted—a somewhat elongated, less uniformly full figure emerged. This, Barry concluded, was a clear indication of incomplete emptying. The shower, Barry reasoned with a gleeful glint in his…well, in his hypothetical bladder-eyes (because bladders don’t have eyes, obviously 😂), would force a more complete expulsion.
The middle phase of his experiment involved a crucial question, pondered with the intensity of a scientific genius: “Do you know what happens if I urinate while showering?” Barry knew the answer, of course. His calculations were based on the principles of hydrodynamics, shower drainage systems, and the inherent slipperiness of human feet. This was not a matter of if, but rather, to what degree of splatter.
The climax of Barry’s dangerous adventure was, well, messy. The final cartoon depiction is quite self-explanatory. Yellow liquid, the kind that only a mischievous, sentient bladder could produce, is shown spreading across the shower floor, threatening to transform the showering experience into a truly hazardous undertaking. Barry’s experiment confirmed his suspicions: incomplete drainage and a high probability of slipping on one’s own urine. The shower, as it turns out, is not the optimal location for a bladder’s release. 😱 The lesson here? Let’s all respect our bladders and stick to the toilet. Barry’s actions are not to be replicated!
